Life these days is rather dull, what with the annual unpredictability of the monsoon, right? So better to add a few jokes to our blog now and then, right? So here are three.
1) When is a person alive yet dead?
When he/she loses either the range or the mobile itself.
2) A couple is fighting:
Wife: How foolish I was to read your status every day! Sheer waste of time!
Husband: How ridiculous of me to check your d.p. every day, and find it beautiful! How blind I was then!
They block each other.
After a few hours, he unblocks her account to check on her d.p. The latest message on her account has his photo. The explanation below reads: "If you find him, send him fast to the lunatic asylum."
Tagging her message along, the enraged husband responds: "Hello, everyone. This is her psychiatrist! I AM reaching the lunatic asylum ASAP to complete her therapy sessions!"
3) The last PJ today!
Wife: On the family WhatsApp group, you never respond to MY people.
Husband: Very unfair! Why, I always send the heart emoji to each message by YOUR mother-in-law.
Life without the mobile is dull. With it, it can be notoriously ludicrous! Well, a PJ or two can lessen the wrinkles both on the face and the soul!
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