Sure, war is no laughing matter. Yes, indeed! Yet, at times, one feels, the warlords may take themselves a little less seriously if they were to know that they are laughed at despite blowing billions in to thin air. Hence these jokes!
1) For a change! An Irani submarine captain is asked: “If you see in your periscope an American and an Israeli destroyer, which one would you attack first?”
“Of course, the American one,” the captain answers, “Duty always comes before pleasure.”
2) The Perfect Murder. The grandson asked his Grandpa, "Papy, did you murder anyone during the war?"
"Possibly, Son. You know, I was appointed as the cook of our unit "
3) The word play
Why did the tank break up with the jeep?
It needed more armor in the relationship.
4) Growth
Why does the military plant trees every year?
To grow the infant tree.
5) A real soldier!
Why was the sergeant mad when his son brought home a 100 on 100 on a math test?
The kid spent more time dividing than conquering.
Pratima@ Laughter is indeed the best medicine!
Quote of the day: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones," asserts Albert Einstein.
Word of the day: battle A battle is a violent, large-scale fight between armed forces or a long, intense struggle, contest, or dispute.
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