If you are not well, are down, what do you want? Quiet, peace, calm so that you can rest n recoup, right? This basic need is NEVER EVER fulfilled in my neighborhood!
To begin with, I have impossible neighbours who, the whole long day, have NOTHING, practically NOTHING, to do, and the day long, they are eternally screaming their cheap brains out. And for years on end, this has been their lifestyle. Their 'conversation' with the kachrewali begins circa 8.30 a.m. She screams, they shout (at least six baby-brained adults! How to call them adults is a big deal though!)
The shouting goes on and on till 1-ish. I get to know all these details when I am at home. They keep the closest possible watch on each one of every movement, trying to guess who woke up when, why water was not filled, when shat/farted/pissed, and so on and and on!!!
The disgusting sixsome start their second shouting session in the evening, circa 5-ish , and it goes on till at least 11 p.m. Anybody comes to their houses, the welcomes and good-bye's are at the top pitch. They have to give directions to anybody; half the lane must hear it! They throw their remaining rotting food at your doorstep! They are constantly spitting, and clearing their throats, and that, too, LOUDLY. Disgusting, banal and boring! At night, any time, they hit, bump, scape the walls!
I am SURE somebody IS paying them huge mollah to behave thus. (That money, too, must be ill-gotten. If not, why would anybody share it unnecessarily?) Otherwise, how do their households run? Money cannot be screamed, while absolutely doing NOTHING, right? So make it somehow! With every passing veggie vendor, the gas cylinder provider from the Market Yard, they have to gag and gossip loudly. No use questioning such cheapos because you must have the ability to outshout six loudmouths!
In addition, these creepos have a neem tree whose entire foliage I have to constantly clear as it falls in our front garden. Under that tree lounge creatures who, too, shout louder. At times, they stand up the branches, why, who knows. At times, they (all the 'peacefuls' of all varieties) are screaming my colleagues', including Principals', past n present, surnames, and saying they tell them to do the needful! Sometimes, they are loudly gassing about Brahmins. Then there are constantly hugely vrooming mobikes of these sorts. Oh, yes, these 'peacefuls' do not need any holiday at all!
Yet another creepy place is a building behind. These are also extremely 'peaceful' people who are screaming at any and every minute of the day, not to forget the night.
All such crooks need to be brought to book. Undoubtedly, there is some cheap kingpin behind it. I shall contact the right people, really high up, to get such loonies to stop their sick, silly and loud nonsense going on and on and on! Hope, you, Dear Readers, would help me, too.
Pratima@What these noisy loons do not realise is that their cheapness does not bother me much. Often I use ear buds/ear phones. But it denudes them in front of the whole world!
Quote of the day: "How people can be muted! Hope soon such a Nobel winning machine could be developed! Or, may be, sometimes some people need a high five. On the head. With a sledgehammer." On the FB!
Word of the day: vexatious. Vexatious refers to people, like my boring and bothersome neighbours, who tend to cause irritation and frustration.
Let us learn grammar: We shall take up this point yet again. Yet let me introduce it right now. Plurals do not need articles. Students must study, for instance. Teachers must teach sincerely. Parents bring us up carefully and kindly. A caveat, though. If there is any unique quality to the pluralised noun(s), the definite article " the" must be used. The Kinnaur apples are tasty, for instance. The Banares silk sarees are beautifully woven. The foreign goods were burnt during the Quit India movement.
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