Sunday, February 4, 2024

Three jokes

 With a cough-n-cold bout in full swing, the best thing you can do about it is crack a joke or two about it. Here you go.

1) The pony cannot neigh. Why? Well, because it is a little horse! (Remember  in pukka English, horse/hoarse sound almost the same!)

2) A drunkard to his wife: " I have severe cough n cold.  Get me whiskey!" The irritated wife says " What are you talking about?". Says he: " Just now they said on the radio" whiskey goli lo/cough bhagao"!

3) The doctor to the patient :"Your cough sounds better now." The patient:"Yes. It has to. Practised it the whole night!"

Laughter is the best medicine !

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