Mother Cure!

Why should a blog dedicated to Aai be always weepy? And especially when she was herself a very jolly, happy person, right? Laughter is anyways  the mother of all cures, isn't it? Let us today discuss some mother related jokes and cartoons. 

There is this lovely one in which a son is asking his mom, "Why is the computer so smart?" Pat comes the sharp answer,"because it listens to its motherboard".In yet another one, an irritated mother is scolding the ever naughty son,"If you fall off that tree, and break both your legs, don't come running to me.' How about teaching irony thus, a mother yelling at her children "don't yell!"

There is this superb one in which scientists are watching in awe as the mothership approaches just to hear the "Eat you spinach. Why are you slouching? Stand Straight!"  In another stupendous one, King Arthur has at last found the great sword but to no avail as his mum goes,"Arthur! What have I told you about playing with sharp objects?"

How about this one? A mother is reading the daily horoscope "Your sun sign today" which says,"today your son would gladly make you breakfast in bed ...right after he wakes up around lunch time." 

A harried mother is asking her friend a panacea for waking up her lazybones son. " I just put the cat on the bed," her friend advises. "How does that help?" "Well, the dog is always there anyways." This one is indeed worth a read. "Secret to a clean house. Never let yor children enter it". 

This is real cute. "The mother firefly is always happy because her children are all so bright." How about this one? "Mom, what is it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" "Well, I do not know. You must ask your Grandma."

The last three of the laugh f(e)ast! Mother's recipe for cold coffee : "have kids, make coffee, you will anyways have to forget you made it, drink it cold." The second one is about my favourite Dennis, the Menace, whose mum is cajoling him to eat because,"twenty years later, you are going to tell some unfortunate girl, how you adore this stuff." The last and surely not the least one. "My daughter asked me to do the 'in' thing, to get the names of my kids tattoed on my body. I told her I already have done it, and thrice. They are called stretch marks."

pratima@cheer is the child of chuckle