Well, for so many days, Maharashtra has been "experiencing earthquakes in the political field", say the media. How about a little chuckle at politics because, I believe, laughter always wins.
1) A teacher asks his 'English class'. Which tense is, "One day there will not be any terrorism in the whole world"? One bright spark says, "imaginary future", while the other pipes up, "future impossible". Well, kids are innocent!😀
2) A leader's son fails miserably in the exam. He starts distributing sweets. A surprised journalist asks him why. Says the leader, "Sixty students in his class failed. He has solid majority with him".🙈
A few risque ones now, in all the senses of the term.
1) You do not have to be crazy to be a politician, but it sure helps.
Desirable qualification that gets you the job in this field? Well,the next one may prove this assertion!
2) The Secretary: Mr. President, your wife is expecting. President Bush:Shit! The Al Quaida must be behind this.
The quote by Henry Cate is the last, but not the least, you would agree. Says Henry Cate, and many others of his ilk,"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." 🤣🤫😃🙉😃🤫🤣
Pratima@Laughter is indeed the best medicine.🤣🤣🤣
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