Tuesday, August 30, 2022

A few jokes!

 Last few blogs were rather serious, i realised. So in this blog, a few jokes!

1) Context matters! 

A question like "Hope you are hungry" is great in Switzerland, but downright cruel in Zaire.

2) Pun proud and the world order today!

North Korea is the cruellest country. Why?

Well, it has to be. It has no Seoul .

3) How about this one?

April brings showers and April flowers,  and May brings mayflowers. What do Mayflowers bring? 

Pilgrims!

4) The best repartee to a maths teacher!

If i have ten apples in one hand and fifteen oranges in the other, what do I have?

Really big hands!

5) Rather silly!

How does the ocean say 'good bye'?

It waves!

Pratima@ Even PJ's are okay 'coz laughter is indeed the medicine.


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