We have not had a laugh for a loooong time, right? Let the week end with a few guffaws, okay?
1) "What could be the gender and profession of the AI?" "A very easy question! Has to be a female, and a lecturer at that!" " Why do you say so?" "Well, ask for an easy answer, 'prompt' comes back a huge list of ready made commands which must lead to further action!"
2) Why not 'cast' the IIT's in a lighter mould? There is this job interview, on campus, too. It is about to end. Hence the typical question by the HR guy. "What are your terms n conditions about the pay package?" The genius, as most iit-ians believe themselves to be, has a smart suggestion up his sleeve. "How about fifty lakhs per month? Yes, I am very good at the latest AI." The HR guy asks, "How about a crore per quarter, with a month-long Swiss holiday at the end of the year?" "Hey, man, are you kidding?" "Well, you began it!"
3) Lady Duck buys a lipstick. At the counter, she quacks, " Put it in on my bill"!
Quote of the day: "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Ho, ho, ho, Lord Byron!
Word of the day: The prefix 'a' means 'without'. For example, atheist. So now you know why they call the latest (r)evolution "ai"!
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