Smile-a-while!

 What makes a genuine and truly sweet smile? When those near and dear ones you truly care for actually turn up to make your day, and do not mind indulging you by actually granting your requests, right? Believe me, your soul then smiles, and the day long on your lips lingers a faint smile lighting up your very being as if a million moons shone together!

Yes, it is the World Laughter Day. This paean to a smile is hence in perfect order, right? Now for a few guffaws, okay?

1) Ready for the end?

There was this  seven year old kid. Whenever he went to his classmate's house, he would see the friend's granny pouring over big books. One day he could not contain his curiosity. He asked his young friend, "Why does your granny always read such big books with so much devotion?" Gravely answered his friend, "Her final must be approaching fast, i suppose!"

2) The best shot!

There were these two friends. One of them was an ace shooter, and his photographer friend, too, sure swore by his shot. One day, they went deep in to the forest. There was this unique tree with lovely blooms. The photographer could not have enough of it despite zillions of snaps. Finally he stood next to the tree and requested his friend, "Shoot!" "Whoosh and boom," echoed the report in the woods.

3) Sure shot!

Two hunters were chasing a deer in the deep forest. Suddenly one of them foamed at the mouth, and fell down. The other phoned the Forest Department Office nearby and said, "I think, my partner is dead". Soothingly said the lady at the other end,"Let us first be sure that he is indeed dead!". 'Thud' , she heard, "Now, what next?"

4) Daughter proposes, parents dispose!

The girl brought her beau home for an intro with the parents. They absolutely disliked his terrible tattoos, his torn jeans, his horrible hair-do, and the leery smile in his zapped eyes. After he left, they counselled the girl, "Daughter Dear, he does not seem to be a good chappie." Pertly purred their pretty pet, "He has to be! He has completed five hundred days of compulsory community service".

5) Teacher Training

"So, Students, which month do you like the most?" "May, Sir," was the quick response. "What?", fretted the harried teacher, "It is the hottest." "Its spelling is the shortest," was the blazing hot reply.

Pratima@ Quick awakens laughter every cell in your body, the brain ones the fastest!